From: "William Grogan" Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 09:45:13 -0400 Subject: A final followup on Gus/ photo
After Grogan foolishly proposed a hypothesis about why one never observes 2 or more Gusses at the same event, Indiana cast doubt on it with: "Oh, nay nay, this festival had two other gus's in the audience. And if you count the guy who brought his tambourine it would be a total of four. And at times I could swear I heard another one, but I couldn't locate him/her so t would be an unofficial count, so I won't add to this years crop."
After which, Tim Norris raised posed the following question (and answer, sorta, as he alluded to The Grogan Hypothesis): But, how many Gusses could Gus Gus if Gus could Gus Gusses Gussing Gus??? This and many other questions will be answered in the upcoming action thriller film, 'When Gusses Collide.' :)
OK folks, I'll admit that Indy has raised some serious objections to my hypothesis, but please note that the other Gusses weren't in extremely close proximity to the Gus in the photo. Therefore, I offer a modification to my original hypothesis as follows: The 2 or more Gusses must be close enough to each other so that the disonance sounds coming from each creates a force so powerful as to cause the total annihilation of the universe. Yeah, that oughta work.
Finally, my esteemed colleague, Paul Messinger obliquely referred to me (and therefore derisively to my hypothesis) with: "physicists . . . geez . . ."
I want it known for the record that I am most definitely NOT a physicist, I'm an Entomologist. If I were a Physicist or actually knew anything about that subject, then I would have been smart enough to wisely stay clear of any discussion dealing with paranormal subjects, such as our nemesis...............Gus. All true Physicists already know that all things dealing with Gus are simply out of the realm of normal science, reason and general understanding.
